Joke about urinals (Winston Churchill)


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Joke about urinals (Winston Churchill)

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I've never seen anyone post a joke in this forum, so here's a joke on this topic.

This is an alledgedly true (but probably not true) story about Winston Churchill, who was known for his quick and sharp wit. Winston had just given a speech at a public event and went into the men's room. He stepped up to a urinal in a long line of open urinals, and a second later one of his political rivals stepped up to the next urinal over. Winston then moved over several urinals. The rival said, "Come now Winston, we're not getting modest, are we?"

Whereupon Churchill said, "No, it's just that whenever anyone in your party sees something that is large, privately owned, and functioning properly, you always want to nationalize it". :lol:

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